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Send me your jokes at suzyponypower@yahoo.com Oh, and please either make them up or have them be about horses!

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said why the long face?

Three pretty girl horses walked into a bar single file the horse bartendersaid to the palimino I love your mane and tail she said its dye. Another horse came in this time a Appaloosa the bartender said I love your mane and tail she also said its dye. The third walked in except it had a green stripe down her mane. He said "MY GOD What happended to your hair! just then a bugar started driping down her nose she tok her hoof and wiped it down her mane, then she said it's natural!

What's a horses favorite word to eat?

Hey!

whats black white and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra!

What is the only news paper a donkey will read?

The Press Democrat!

A zebra was walking around horseC town and all over every plaec it said horses only sadly the zebra went back home and got a haircut then she got a idea she dyed herself black! The next morning she went back to town and all the sings had changed it said zebras only a zebra came up to her and said diddn't you hear a horse broe the law last night so now horses are band from this town!

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